Goddamn Toothbrush

seekthetruthislam:

God does exist! 

Can you please not evangelize on the atheism tag? It’s rude.

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

It’s called Top Secret!

whovians-are-cool10:

Moffat needs to leave. I’ve had enough of him. Russell T Davies needs to write for Doctor Who again!

I disagree. RTD wasn’t a very good Doctor Who writer.

aikotaughtme:

You need proof that God is real?..look around.

*looks around*

Where is it?

holesinthefoam:

Statism?? What’s dat? :P
http://goo.gl/GCMZ0E


LMAO!

holesinthefoam:

Statism?? What’s dat? :P

http://goo.gl/GCMZ0E

LMAO!

johnyqi:

"Atheism is psychologically impossible " AND "We are born believers, not atheists" AND "Humans are pattern-seekers from birth, with a belief in karma, or cosmic justice, as our default setting" 

I rest my case :-)

It’s cute how you think this makes your god real.

Atheist QUESTION:

emoboyhategirls:

Would Charles Darwin would approve of killing women after menopause. They have no utility.

I sincerely doubt it. The fact that post menopausal women can’t procreate doesn’t mean they have no utility. It just means they’re no longer in the gene pool.

Please keep this off the atheism tag.

Atheist erasure from a biased site? Why am I not surprised? You really suck at this, detectivegonzalez.

dunmerross:

goddamntoothbrush:

dunmerross:

#fedora #atheism #douchebag #selfentitlementisjustasbadaspoliticalcorrectness

You’re really bad at trolling.

Because your opinion is so important to me.

It’s been a while since anyone has accused you of being smart, hasn’t it?

dunmerross:

goddamntoothbrush:

dunmerross:

#fedora #atheism #douchebag #selfentitlementisjustasbadaspoliticalcorrectness

You’re really bad at trolling.

Because your opinion is so important to me.

It’s been a while since anyone has accused you of being smart, hasn’t it?

dailyprayerlife:

Just saw a post and said “If I believed in Heaven or Hell I’d rather spend eternity burning in fire with the admiration of a bully than pretending to worship a tyrant in the sky.”

First of all, you wouldn’t be pretending to worship Him! In my Christian faith, you have to believe Christ died for you which means you would have to give Him your ALL.

Yeah, I tried that for a few years. Well, most of my life. It did not go well.

You wouldn’t be pretending. Do you not realize without Heaven there is no hell?

Do you realize there’s no evidence for either?

There is Hell because of God! Satan thought he was higher than God so He punished him in flames. Therefore whoever shall not believe will spend their life in torture.

What a just and forgiving tyrant. Infinite punishment for finite thought crime.

It won’t be fun! You’ll be slaves!

One could argue that religion makes slaves of believers.

If you like that idea, then you need to wake up. Evil is evil. And to some, evil is good. But you’re mistaken. God is good and will always reign!

God? Your god? The god of the bible? He’s not good by any stretch of the imagination. By all accounts I’ve read (i.e. the scriptures you worship), he’s a downright bastard.

I do not flaunt myself to get attention on what I DON’T believe so don’t bash mine!

Neither do I. What’s your point?

Yes we have opinions that can be stated, but you don’t bring them down.

Why not? What’s wrong with bringing down opinions? It’s not like they’re people.

I don’t agree with atheism and I don’t feel that atheism exists.

And you would be wrong. 

Atheism is a an absent belief of a God.

Yes, which means it’s not a positive belief in No God.

If you •believe• there is no God that means you believe in something!

Swing and a miss!

And why do atheists only attack Christians?

We don’t. You merely assume we do because you’re a Christian, and you tune out what atheists have to say about other religions and cults.

What about Buddhists, Scientology, and Islams? I’m just trying to clear my mind.

What about them? I’ve witnessed atheists criticize all of these. I’ve criticized the bulk of them myself.

If you think I’m hating on you, I am not. I do not “hate” anyone.

No, but you’re kinda being a jerk, coming to where atheists congregate to tell us we don’t exist.

God said to love everyone as He loves us.

Prove or retract.

Just because you don’t feel loved, doesn’t mean you aren’t.

Whoa, hold on there. Atheists don’t feel loved now? I can make shit up about you, too. Do you still beat your girlfriend? When you masturbate to your own reflection, do you use your tears as lube? 

Oh, you don’t like people making up offensive lies about you? Now you know how I feel.

You are! And if you need anyone to talk to, I’m here!

Think I’ll pass on that. You’re not a very nice person.

originallonemagpie:

This trailer aired during the World Cup final half time, and now has been released by the BBC.

I am excite.

goddamntoothbrush:

montanaevergreen:

ever since i told my MIL i was an atheist, she insists on posting these passive aggressive little bits all over facebook.

example: “lord, please surround my kids with adults who guide them toward YOU”

it’s driving me fucking mental. advice?

Well my thoughts are with you. I hope it all works out in the end. Best of luck.

montanaevergreen:

ever since i told my MIL i was an atheist, she insists on posting these passive aggressive little bits all over facebook.

example: “lord, please surround my kids with adults who guide them toward YOU”

it’s driving me fucking mental. advice?

Unfriend her. You don’t owe her anything, and you certainly don’t need toxic people in your life..

teachthemhowtothink:

I can’t remember where I found this originally, but it remains one of my favorites.  It reminds me of that line in Tim Minchin’s Storm - “Because throughout history, every mystery, ever solved, has turned out to be… not magic.”  ~JJ

teachthemhowtothink:

I can’t remember where I found this originally, but it remains one of my favorites.  It reminds me of that line in Tim Minchin’s Storm - “Because throughout history, every mystery, ever solved, has turned out to be… not magic.”  ~JJ

A Modest Proposal to Kill All Women After 50

emoboyhategirls:

When women stop making babies after menopause, they are genetically useless to our species. Charles Darwin would agree.

Show me where Darwin said this or get off the atheism tag.